Marie's Birthday Wish List

I realize some of you have been puzzling over what to get me for my birthday. First of all, it is so sweet that you would even think of me. Really, you are all too kind. Secondly, how could I even expect you to get me anything? Really, I have everything I need and more than I deserve. Really.

But.

If you still insist on getting something to celebrate me and my birth and how that just made the whole world better, here are some ideas. You know, basic stuff.

A Microwave S'more Maker

Who doesn't need one of these?

And because I'll need somewhere to enjoy my delicious homemade s'mores, how about

A Movie Theater
That's right, a movie theater. My house is too little to put in a home theater, so it would be great to have a theater all my own.

I would also like to be able to enjoy the outdoors more easily, so I would also like

A Backyard
Yep, not a house with a yard because I really like my little condo. But I would love to have a nice fenced-in backyard.

And quite obviously I would love to have a yard because then someone could get me a

Puppy
Do I even need to explain this one?

A gal always likes to look good around her birthday, so I wouldn't mind receiving

A pair of Christian Louboutins
Yes, I know they tend to run about $2,000 or more, but surely, I'm worth that.

And what good are a fabulous pair of shoes if you don't have a fabulous frock to wear them with? Logically then, it would be terrific to be gifted

A Zac Posen Dress
Again, I know this could be pricey. Of course, I'm not that picky about clothes, so you could get me a nice Stella McCartney or a ready-to-wear Monique Lhuillier as an alternative. You know, save a few hundred dollars.

I suppose if you're not inspired by any of these ideas {although I really wonder how you could not be}, I'm happy with a card or a phone call or maybe even something off of my Amazon wish list.

But really. Don't go to any trouble for little old me.