The Gift that Keeps on Giving

You're welcome.






And, yeah, did you know it's my pretend boyfriend's birthday? It's true. We should all celebrate by watching "Freaks & Geeks" or his best moments on SNL. Whatever you do, be sure to appreciate his fine-ness and funny-ness.

Oh, and how awesome is it that James shares a birthday with my mom? I know, right? He's just that much cooler.

Happy birthday to you, too, Mom. Among all the good things you've done for me, I'm grateful that you taught me to appreciate good-looking men. Go treat yourself and watch a William Holden movie. You deserve it.