Listen, My Little Unemployeed Waif

I've been thinking about "Reality Bites" a lot lately. Not sure why. Still one of the greatest movies ever. It makes me burst with fruit flavor.

"There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake."

"I'm late for a jeans-folding seminar. Let's locomote."

"You look like a doily."

"What are you doing here, Sammy? You don't even live here!"

"He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented."

"You've been waiting for this since the day we met."
"Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?"