The Latest Diet

Just today I discovered what I believe will be the newest diet trend to sweep the nation.  I'm going to call it the "3 Year-Old Diet."  I came up with the idea during lunch with my brother, sister and three of my nephews.  I got to sit by the 3 year-old, Tall.  He had a corndog and french fries.  On about every fifth fry, he would let me have a bite.  I wasn't really hungry, so this was the perfect portion for me.

As my sister and I were leaving and discussing Tall's lunch sharing further, we realized that this could be the perfect diet.  A 3 year-old will share {usually} but not everything.  If dessert was involved, I'd never get any.  But I could probably eat all the vegetables I wanted.  And I don't know anyone more adament than a 3 year-old in telling you 'No!' if you ask for more of something they don't want you to have.  The exercise portion could include having tickle fights after every meal.

Seriously, the pounds would just melt right off.