Whoa. This will never happen to me.

My dad is pretty cool.  He sings funny songs.  He knows how to dress well.  And he's got me for a daughter.

One thing that really makes him cool is that he's a leap year baby.  Thus, he only gets a real birthday every 4 years, so he kind of has two different ages.  This year he turned 17 and 3/4, but at the same time he's 71.  17 - 71 -17 -71.

Am I the only one who's amazed by this?

I told you my dad is cool.