Random Friday Thoughts

• Why is it that the roundest ladies seem to have the smallest feet?  You what I'm talking about.  Those ladies who are round like an orange, and then they have these tiny feet.  And they always seem to be wearing tennis shoes.  I'm always amazed when I see one of them that she's balanced and upright.
• The more I hear and read about all the crazies in the world, I think it's a freaking miracle that I turned out as {relatively} normal as I did.
• Does a girl ever not want to get flowers?
• I had a calf suck on my thumb this week.  It was awesome.  And it made me want a calf for a pet.
• Recently I did a round-off in a pair of heels because I wondered if I could {no worries, I was wearing pants}.  And yep, I can.
• Sometimes I really, reaaaally wish Leslie Knope was a real person, and I could be friends with her.  Or maybe just meet Amy Poehler.  Either would be cool.
• I have a super awesome fun trip to New York planned for later this year!  The only problem is that I have to wait until later this year to go.  Boo.
• If I ever get a dog, I'm going to name it Jasper or Barkley or Mr. Fuzzy Britches or Willard.

Happy Friday!