This is Where You Feel Bad for Me

I made a sad discovery about myself today - I have a small head and my eyes are close together.

How did I find this out?  Well, my very nice sister-in-law told me about a website that sells glasses for really low prices.  I don't need a new pair of glasses, but I thought it would be fun to get another pair.  I found some that were only $7 {seriously, $7!} and ordered them straight away.

They recently arrived, and I was so excited.  However, once I put them on, I could tell they were not going to fit no matter how much adjusting was done to them.  I would put up a picture of what they look like on me, but then you would just see how horribly misshapen my head is.

So, now the illusion of my perfection had been shattered.  Blech.  I'm off to cry at my pity party.  I guess if I want new glasses, I'll just have to buy some little kid ones for my abnormally small head and squinty close eyes.